Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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