I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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