No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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