bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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