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Please, let me fuck your mom
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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