Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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