i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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