He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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