omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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