You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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