So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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