I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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