so explain again why im purple
no
Buhtt sex?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
