He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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