I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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