see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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