Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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