I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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