Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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