I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Come on in and take your pants off
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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