Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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