Taylor Swift is so right about you.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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