To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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