People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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