4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
wakey wakey hands off snakey
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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