I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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