no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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