I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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