That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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