I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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