This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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