so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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