is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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