Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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