We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
