Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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