is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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