So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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