How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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