I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Everclear isn't food dammit
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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