i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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