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say what?
wanna hang out?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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