I wannas sexs uuuuu
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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