love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
