so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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