I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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