1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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