Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
