I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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