just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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