it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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