So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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