How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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