everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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