my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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