I feel great
I just peed on a car
its not stalking. its research.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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