So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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