I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
