census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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