? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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