That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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